Dear Workplace

While I do feel very flattered that you think I have a wealth of knowledge that you can tap, please realize that:

  1. Trivial, silly questions that you could probably research on Google are not an effective use of my time.
  2. This especially true if I appear intensely focused on my computer, and have headphones on.

Seriously, knock that shit off. Are you all somehow offended that I want to sit in my bubble of productivity for brief periods during the day?